got these from d internet XD
heard rumors about students in our school kena H1n1 wor..
so.. as i was saying.. it is a very boring week..
went to tuition yesterday..
n this left on my hand
i think now my mum don dare to call me help her take things? XD
a cute shih tzu ~!
a pomeranian=D
they are sooooo cute~~!!!
一位女子,开出征婚条件有两点
1.要帅
2.要有车
电脑去帮她搜寻结果:象棋
这位女子,不服搜出的结果又输入
1.要有漂亮的房子
2.要有很多钱
电脑去帮她再次搜寻的结果:银行
此女子仍然不失望,继续输入条件
2又要有安全感
结果搜出的结果是:ultraman
此女子仍然不失望,还继续输入条件
1.要帅
2.要有车
5要长得酷
this is something funny too
Here are some nice one liners:
1. I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen.
3. Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.
4. Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time.
5. When everything comes in your way you're in the wrong lane.
6. The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train..
7. Born free, taxed to death.
8. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
9. Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.
10. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
11. It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere.
12. I love being a writer......what I can't stand is the paperwork.
13. A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
14. The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.
15. The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.
16. In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
17. If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one?
18. Beat the 5 O'clock rush, leave work at noon!
19. If you can't convince them, confuse them.
20. It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end.
21. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
22. Hot glass looks same as cold glass. - Cunino's Law of Burnt Fingers
23. The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.
24. Someday is not a day of the week
25. Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
26. To err is human; to forgive is not a Company policy.
27. The road to success......Is always under construction.
28. Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
29. In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.
......and here's the best of the lot
30. All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive, fattening or in love with someone else.
here's a funny story~
An elderly, white-haired man walked into a jewellery store one Friday evening with a beautiful young blonde at his side.
He told the jeweller he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweller looked through his stock and brought out a £5,000 ring.
The old man said, "No, I'd like to see something more special." At that statement, the jeweller went to his special stock and brought another ring over.
"Here's a stunning ring at only £40,000," he said. The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.
The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it." The jeweller asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, "By cheque. I know you need to make sure my cheque clears so I'll write it now, and you can call the bank on Monday morning to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up on Monday afternoon," he said.
On Monday morning, the jeweller 'phoned the old man and said "Sir, there's no money in that account." "I know," said the old man, "but let me tell you about my weekend!"
XDXD~!take care everyone~!
brazallian candid camera ~
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